What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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The Labour Party.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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