Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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