- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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