My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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