- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Your Mom The End.

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