- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Women's Rights..

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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