Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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