knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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