- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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