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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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