What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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