What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What? Huh?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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