- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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