There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A miserable man committed suicide.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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