- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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