What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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