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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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