Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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it was all Tagart

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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