- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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