- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat