When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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