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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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