- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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