Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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someone called someone else a frog

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Lololol

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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