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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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