- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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