- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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