What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

hey guys im gay

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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