- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Knock Knock. Doors open

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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