- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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