Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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i saw amango it splootered

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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