- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

ask me if i am a tree. no.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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