What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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what is 3+3= 8

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whats black and strange a paki

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Hey

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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