- Anti Joke

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP