- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

The diamond one below is hilarious.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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