What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the teacher do? He taught.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Poop...

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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