- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A women left the kitchen.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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