A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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