how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Anti Joke

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