- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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