a. why? b. because I wanted

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

guess what? bannanas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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