Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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