what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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