- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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