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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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