How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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whats black and large -me

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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