- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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