Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Small Penis.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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