A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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