- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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