Dead girls can't say no.

A fat guy!

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

A hill billy went fishing

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

i'm hard

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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