- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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