- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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