- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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