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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

guess what? bannanas

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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