- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??