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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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