Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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