A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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