whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

guess what? bannanas

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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