- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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