whats gay and american? a gay american

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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My jeans

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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