- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Massie is a fatass

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Yanter, Look it up

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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