Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Diarrhea

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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