- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

men's rights activists

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

I wrote a funny joke.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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