- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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