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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

guess what? bannanas

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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