whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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