why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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