Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

12/23/2012

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Wait! hundred billions!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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