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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

one stop shop

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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