Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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