Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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