- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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