When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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