- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Death by kayak

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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