What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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