What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Potassium? K.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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