- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

A: Do you like it B: No

i wonder who made this website? a human

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

I'm Polish.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

hey hey apple

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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