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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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