- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??