- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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