- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Im taking a shit right now.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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