A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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God is real.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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