Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Knock Knock Who's there

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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