- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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